May 16th

The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace

Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind

by mythofcake October 4, 2023

Chase x May

Chase x May is when 2 people named "Chase" and "May" find each other in the world, whether it be by fate or by a struck of luck when these two lovebirds meet eye-to-eye it by nature that they both shall be in hand in marriage.

Is that Chase?!
And is that MAY?!
Chase x May is canon!!

by EVANISGAYFORKIERAN April 26, 2023

May 20

Buy your cousin anything day!!

“Hey! Today is the May 20! Can you get me a book??”
“Uhm sure.. since it’s buy your cousin anything day.”

by ambeeeeee May 20, 2022

May 11th

my bad ass bitch self was born this day so anyone else born this day is pretty/handsome/beautiful and should love themselves no matter what

person 1: woah they are a baddass bitch
person 2: yeah they must have been born may 11th

by <star3 July 20, 2022

May 16

May 16 is National put your ass on your bf/gf but the one that acts more like a boy

Hey it’s May 16 you know what time it is

by I bet you won’t do it May 14, 2022

May 12th devin and lexi

National bury your face in you girlfriend’s soapy titty day

May 12th devin and lexi

Today is the only day where you can put your face into some soapy tittys
Me- hey guess what
Her- what😒
Me- lemme bury my face in those soapy tittys
Her- tf
Me- it’s national bury my face into your soapy tittys day
Her-ugh fine

by Devin and lexi May 9, 2022

erin-mai

someone/something who or what is very attractive to the eye and it/she may have an 'upside' effect on your genitals because of how sexually attractive it/she. is.

random dude: omg wtf my dicks just gone erect
me: ugh prolly js erin again
erin: why are u in my bed again i forgot
me: bc im ur bby
erin-mai

by Your leng leng fiance November 15, 2023