MAY 21

Porch monkeys are born on this day

May 21 happy birthday Rez

by HD’s firjrnfjcjrjnr March 10, 2022

May

May means to be mid and gay. It is an adjective used to describe people such as ari boi, as may.

Mid+Gay=May

Random person: Hello Ari boi
Ari Boi: whats up
Random person: Youre very may bro
Ari Boi: I know thank you

by afalksf;lds March 14, 2022

Mai Vy

The prettiest person you will ever see. They naturally know what's good and move like the sweet summer breeze. Always way to aesthetic and clean. If you miss your chance they might break your heart in a million pieces (and you will like it)

Persin: "Mai Vy ... PLEASE JUST DATE ME"
Mai Vy: "No<3"

by Help_the_gay March 17, 2022

May 19th

A shitty day too be born on.

May 19th.
Mom giving birth: AHHHHH
Baby: WAAAA
Mom: Ew this baby cries too much...this isnt my child. Such a crybaby.
Mom: Give this baby up for adoption.

by Steve Harveyy/Farnstico March 17, 2022

May 28

Its Christ birthday say happy birthday to him

its may 28 happy birthday Christ

by Asura`s wrath March 25, 2022

MAYS

Baddest Motherfucker around with a huge ass dick.

That dude is a real Mays

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Hannah May Finger

An extremely rare and complicated break in your finger. It’s like a Jersey Finger Injury only worse. Instead of one tendon being ruptured there are two dislocated tendons (The Distal Phalange and Intermediate phalange to be specific) and a broken bone above the distal phalange. It’s so rare of an injury it didn’t have a name until now.

I had to have surgery to fix my Hannah May Finger.

by HannahMayW March 26, 2022