by NotGeorgia January 30, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. by anonymous July 19, 2021
Get the Jumping for Jesusmug. Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard.
You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?
You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?
by yeetsondamalker January 6, 2022
Get the OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?mug. by Junior A god August 1, 2018
Get the Jesus it’s earlymug. A man who loved you so much that he died for you. The man you were designed to love from the beginning. He is your missing piece and the only thing that can make you feel whole again! He created an entire universe to show you how special you truly are, and even allowed you to follow him into heaven despite how horrible all of man kind treats him. Constantly using his name in vein, cursing people out, murdering without reason, lying(includes not telling the whole truth), stealing, and many more things that we don't even know are wrong. But that's why Jesus died! So that we can accept the gift he offers us (eternity with him) so that we can feel his awesome love! You may think I'm wrong and want to disprove me, and you might think you have though you haven't! Because his existence is a proven fact along with his resurrection, his love, and us being his creation.
You may have questions like "well why hasn't he came to earth"
He did and we killed him.
Or maybe you're wondering "then who created God?"
You think something without a beginning needs a beginning, but scientists say that the universe didn't begin at a point in time either. It just "was". God just "was" as well. Except he wasn't suddenly just "was" he was always "was". Believing the universe came from a spec of nothing is probably worse than believing in the existence of God when you look at everything these scientists really say.
You may have questions like "well why hasn't he came to earth"
He did and we killed him.
Or maybe you're wondering "then who created God?"
You think something without a beginning needs a beginning, but scientists say that the universe didn't begin at a point in time either. It just "was". God just "was" as well. Except he wasn't suddenly just "was" he was always "was". Believing the universe came from a spec of nothing is probably worse than believing in the existence of God when you look at everything these scientists really say.
by #Faithinhim February 26, 2024
Get the Jesus Christmug. "Jesus is my best friend."
by RealArtist1 January 21, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶
“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened
We made a song but forgot…
“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened
We made a song but forgot…
by Clarius and Darius December 10, 2023
Get the Monkey Jesusmug.