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J C K

have you ever seen an icon? no not one from a computer. Or a brand. I mean a person. A person iconic enough to be a brand. Three. Why is it the perfect number? Three parts of an atom. Three parts of a mind. Three parts of a heart. Three parts of a brain. These are all signifant facts, but the real reason its the perfect number: Three parts of his initials. Women shrivel in J C K's presence, for they know they can never have him. Cause they're not good enough for him. No one is. Not even J C K is good enough for J C K. Plato's perfect form of icon was not chrome. or maccy d's. It was J C K. So next time you step into macdonalds, or open chrome, just remember. you're actually stepping into or opening up J CK.
"Don't use chrome. it's an outdtated webserver. Use J C K instead. he overheats easier (clicks tongue and winks) but has more memory and ram space, but most importantly is far more iconic
by Live in Excess September 25, 2022
mugGet the J C Kmug.

the j

Phrase school teachers misinterpret as an offensive word.
No real meaning, but teachers will think it has some malicious meaning or intent.
student: hahahaha, the j!!!
teacher: i know what that means, please stop saying that student.
by INeedMoreBOOLETTS August 20, 2023
mugGet the the jmug.

J Diddy

When you got that one friend that is a menace to society so you gotta flame him anyway possible when he get a lil too, a lil too freaky for comfort. That sensation you feel when your so uncomfortable you just call special forces like hit up the navy bruh.
Im gonna touch you. (straight face)
AHHHHHH J DIddy is here RUNNNNNNN!
by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! August 30, 2024
mugGet the J Diddymug.

j

by estranged November 22, 2021
mugGet the jmug.

j knob

Guy: I have a j knob
by ok doky September 17, 2015
mugGet the j knobmug.

J Lichti

An entanglement of such magnitude that any attempts at mitigation would be considered acts of futility.
Person 1- I got a J Lichti in my fishing line.

Person 2- Let me see... Oh you're screwed!!
by The Second Liberal Redneck February 23, 2021
mugGet the J Lichtimug.

fn. f dh hah. f jf j

When you are so bored you go to urban dictionary and mess around with this dictionary like typing words like: gf fhhcmcfhmch,nhf mdcim andm fn. f dh hah. f jf j.
Person A: I'm bored.Maybe I'll type fn. f dh hah. f jf j in the urban dictionary.
Person B: You know that is not a word.
Person A: I was just messing around.
Person B:Stop that!
by prb915FC November 20, 2020
mugGet the fn. f dh hah. f jf jmug.

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