Poo porn

When a lovely individual sets up a camera and records themselves consuming a frozen turd up their poo hole

‘oh my god, my rectum hurts.’

‘Must’ve been from all that poo porn, marge.’

by Peeninhole69 March 22, 2021

poo-fap

When the urgent need to defecate and the urgent need to masturbate coincide.

‘Oh, don’t worry about Al. He’ll be in the bathroom for a while to poo-fap.’

by JumJumz69 March 25, 2021

Poo poo man

When you are poor and have very little

I remember when Dave was a poo poo man and he had to wash he car by my house

by Dee flexx March 25, 2021

poo

a soft brown thing that comes out of bums

we poo everyday

by a door handle March 30, 2021

poo mom

A person who chooses their best poo (usually firm) and scoops it out of the toilet. they will then raise it like a child. Poo moms also have a tendency to fawn over their children/poo and like to show it off.

Poo mom: AWEEE COOCHIE COOCHIE COO! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE POO, MY LITTLE LOG! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!

Y/n: God your such a poo mom!

by Shreksmoonlight05 April 2, 2021

Mouth poo

Vomit

Please excuse me, I am forced to mouth poo

by njb45 April 10, 2021

Poo

Human Excrete

I made defined the word poo because I already am running out of Ideas already.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021