Fill two needs with one deed

To achieve two simultaneous goals with a single action.

A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.

I needed to post a letter and buy some bread, so I though I'd fill two needs with one deed and stop at the mailbox on the way to the store.

by Ausgirl123 January 27, 2019

two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.

Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.

by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

two over five

A fraction used by Asian mandems

Bro what are these two over fives doing here

by Gwader October 27, 2018

Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

Two Nights At Tommys

A video game based of fnaf, using characters: Tommy - moves from sons room to candaces room on 1st / 2nd night
Candace - has a chance to get taken by tommy, as the night guard, you have to contact doris to get her back

Two Nights At Tommys Is Fatherless

by WilliamWorks644 July 28, 2024

two finga stinga

Getting 2 fingers rudely shoved up your ass while getting blown.

I was getting an awesome BJ when she hit me with the two finga stinga!

by Meanstreak1170 August 8, 2022