by anonymous September 15, 2020

by OrchardCider July 30, 2024

While preparing dinner for you and your girl, start doing her from behind while you let your entree simmer in the stove. When you're about to cum, tell her to turn around, then hit her over the head with her dinner.
Dan whipped up a nice south Florida sauce pan for his girl last night. Hit her right in the face with a pan full of hot stew.
by Suck my Whole Kevin November 2, 2015

by goonercheeks58 November 26, 2023

The person who knows too much about many things and really should find something to do with his life than making people around them dead inside through sheer uselessness. It's rumored if you utter his name 10 times looking in the mirror they'll appear in your head and begin spouting random facts. The Sauce is within us all. The Word of The Sauce is Law.
"Man The Sauce has been popping up in my head recently, did you know a few tonnes of marmalade drowned in the sinking of the Titanic?"
by Shaezo February 28, 2021

by Breadwithsauce October 23, 2018

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños
You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños
by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 2, 2025
