two year olds, also referred to as the terrible twos, are always having a tantrum if they don't have exactly what they want, when they want it. when they are crying its like they're having a fit.
by Evasmth September 22, 2019
Get the two year olds mug.A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
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Get the thirty hundred and sixty-two mug.The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.
The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.
by denshanosenshi September 8, 2019
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Get the two raisins on a washboard mug.One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"
by Messhall May 26, 2018
Get the two shitted mug.The careful "consulting all people involved" verification that you'd jolly-well better perform before you accept any paper financial-instrument from anyone, especially if the document is "signed over" to you by the document's original payee!
Performing a two-party check is vital to maintain your financial integrity, not only because you might not get paid, but also because you could get hit with a returned-check fee and other legal hassles if the check is either drawn on an account with insufficient finds or is written without the account-owner's authorization.
by QuacksO December 16, 2017
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