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Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.
Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse
by Dwevle May 10, 2019
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Two Tabber

A person who embodies the two-tabbed mindset. Someone too basic, too slow, or too limited to process more than two options, thoughts, or windows at a time. Often used as a direct insult in gamer/streamer banter.
Don’t ask him, he’s a Two Tabber—can’t keep up with the strat."
“Classic Two Tabber energy: gets confused at a tutorial.”
“You’re telling me you only have two tabs open? What a Two Tabber.”
by Hybrix September 15, 2025
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Two step peep

When you see someone you find attractive you take two small steps towards their direction to get a better look at them.
When I was walking down the street earlier today I saw a hottie that I had to two step peep on.
by Frankie' September 18, 2014
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two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.
Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
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Gok two

Gok wan's slightly larger brother
"That gok two is a bit portly, maybe he should wear more flatteringly subtle colour combinations"
by Drydentested81 September 5, 2013
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two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
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One Thousand Two Hundred And Ten

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by Reninu March 17, 2025
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