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The Trevor

The Trevor is an individual endowed with morbid obesity. Usually keeps an "emergency cake" in his bedroom behind break-away glass to scarf down in case there's insufficient food around during a moment of intense hunger. When the Trevor is not eating, it can usually be found trying to get video clips of claymore-cancel quick scopes in Call Of Duty in an attempt to join faze clan. The Trevor is rarely willing to obtain it's own food, so a push-cart system can be found installed in its bedroom as a direct line for its parents to send food through so it never has to walk to the fridge. On occasion, the Trevor will get stuck when passing through a door way, so a large amount of butter is often required to help grease it through.
Guy 1: "Hey man i think The Trevor got stuck in the doorway again, we need to grease him through before he has another bowel movement!"

Guy 2: "Ahh shit man, go get the butter from the fridge. It's going to be a long afternoon"
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the trophy fish 

the act of putting your fingers in a girls vagina and mouth and lifting her up like a trophy fish
meg: he lifted me up like the trophy fish he caught last weekened
howard: thats hot
the trophy fish by slayer23456738 November 23, 2021

The Tojoman 

The Tojoman is a man with a nice ass (his words, not mine (but he does have a nice one though ngl 0_)).

He is also one of the only awesome Genshin players.
Person 1: "You know that game filled with paedophiles, Genshin Impact? Well, my friend, the Tojoman, is one of the only non-paedophiles of Genshin. He's also got a nice ass. So yeah, he's pretty fucking awesome."
Person 2: "Person 1 please it's 3am-"
The Tojoman by Hokma December 1, 2021

The Turtle's Kiss

When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.
Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"

The Tala 

the outstanding accomplishment of some how getting kicked out of every MOS school in the marine corps therefor kinda knowing how to do every job but not being good at them. Also "knowing" how to be a grey bet and martial arts expert without even finishing training. Hes also a ladies man and attracts pussy like The Jayden C Batts.
I hope to be The Tala someday!!!
The Tala by BBCLORD69 May 11, 2022

The Terrance slap

The man that slapped tj so hard he now retarded
Do y’all remember when tj got the Terrance slap he was never the same…….. Solomon
The Terrance slap by Fucktj June 11, 2022

The three h’s 

When drunk my friends and I sometimes feel this as we feel hungry and happy and horny which equals the three h’s