2 definitions by Don't work at starbucks
When you work a shitty minimal wage job and want a week off, but cant request a week off legitimately, so you string together a series of days off by combining all of the favors people owe you to cover your shift multiple days in a row whilst also using as many "sick" days are allowed without getting fired in order to create yourself an artificial vacation.
Work has me hella stressed so i need the week off, so i made myself an artificial vacation by asking all of my co-workers who owe me favors to cover my shifts for me the next few days.
by Don't work at starbucks October 2, 2018
The Trevor is an individual endowed with morbid obesity. Usually keeps an "emergency cake" in his bedroom behind break-away glass to scarf down in case there's insufficient food around during a moment of intense hunger. When the Trevor is not eating, it can usually be found trying to get video clips of claymore-cancel quick scopes in Call Of Duty in an attempt to join faze clan. The Trevor is rarely willing to obtain it's own food, so a push-cart system can be found installed in its bedroom as a direct line for its parents to send food through so it never has to walk to the fridge. On occasion, the Trevor will get stuck when passing through a door way, so a large amount of butter is often required to help grease it through.
Guy 1: "Hey man i think The Trevor got stuck in the doorway again, we need to grease him through before he has another bowel movement!"
Guy 2: "Ahh shit man, go get the butter from the fridge. It's going to be a long afternoon"
Guy 2: "Ahh shit man, go get the butter from the fridge. It's going to be a long afternoon"
by Don't work at starbucks November 23, 2021