Backyard shit

When one shits in a neighbor of choices yard that they don’t like.

Carl: Hey josh did you know your dog shit in my yard!?
Josh: yes, right, rover you naughty boy
Carl: he should me punished!
Josh: ...rover..don’t tell him a committed backyard shit, please.

by Poopsex69 November 27, 2019

Shit Smoothie

Ass piss, aka diarrhoea.

Dayum after that shit smoothie, my ass is on fire!

by earith May 10, 2014

shit nucks

A phrase used to describe anger or excitement.

1:HOLY SHIT NUCKS! i just raped at call of duty 4.

2:shit nucks! my mom grounded me for trying to have sex with the printer

by kirk and chandler October 7, 2008

Sleeper Shit

The shit that you realize you have to take only as you are walking out of the bathroom after having urinated and/or washed your hands.

"Sorry I'm late, I was just leaving the bathroom when I was hit by a sleeper shit."

by trombonegod99 September 12, 2012

coniption shit

Getting into an argument with someone to the point where you lose your mind when you are stuck on the crapper.

The wife picked a fight with me while I was shitting, I almost blew an O-ring, she pissed me off so bad I had a coniption shit!

by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010

Shit Glitter

The act of taking a power dump and littering the underside of the toilet seat with shit particles.

Man, I had the runs so bad, I left shit glitter all over the place.

by DeezzzzzzNuts January 8, 2015

the holy shits

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.

"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"

by Tha Captain July 18, 2014