straightedge

A life choice made by those who's ego is the most defining characteristic they have. This ego is then justifed by, the belief that they are some how better than everyone else. These people are usually virgins with no friends, and like sheep, herd together to help boost each others egos. Straightedge, is a definition of a person who can't make a positive choice without fitting perfectly into a prearranged demographic. These people choose abstinence as a means to self justify. Meanwhile, their constant battle against temptation, coupled with their giant egos, causes them to become depressed, which they act out, (again with the support of the herd) in violence, and judgement of others.
These people don't understand that true positive choice goes much deeper than a tattoo and doesn't make u better or worse than anyone, or that we all have our own choices to make. and our own consequences .

"hey who's that guy with the tattoo on his face that was crying in the corner, and is now punching on with a random that was walking past?"

oh thats 'John'... he's straightedge

by normal society January 11, 2011

straightveg

No meat, no milk, no eggs. Often no honey. Like straightedge, but for animal products.

Kosher? Pshf, we like it straightveg!

by joehaer April 23, 2005

Straigh-sted

(pronounced "stray-sted") When normally homosexual people get intoxicated to the point that they accidentally participate in sexual activity with the opposite sex.

Ellen: "Dammit, I was so drunk last night that I accidentally touched a penis."

Guin: "God, ew, Ellen. Way to switch teams on us!"

Ellen: "I was straigh-sted!!"

by SSkim December 9, 2008

Staight

A man who usually has no defining traits or skill, and is completely or close to completely incompetent

Liam Is a staight man because he is bald and likes women.

by LiamMcCauley January 23, 2021

Straightjacket

n- When a female becomes excessively inebriated and passes out, and a male ejaculates on both of her eyelids and lets the semen harden before she wakes up, causing her to be unable to open her eyelids when she regains consciousness.

That bitch that I straightjacketed last night lost it when she came to this morning.

by creech12 February 22, 2009

Straightuality

Self-reflective, queer-aware, non-chauvenistic sexual orientation to persons of the opposite sex.

She's no fag hag yet, but she's definitely making strides in developing her straightuality.

by Emblem Parade September 12, 2005

Straighten the fuck up.

1. To stand up straight.

2. To refrain from certain forbidden activities.

3. To act in a more compassionate and caring manner.

4. To refrain from illegal activity.

5. To steer clear of droolies.

1. Stop slouching, please straighten the fuck up.

2. Stop smacking you gum, straighten the fuck up.

3. Stop being disrespect, straighten the fuck up.

4. Stop speeding, straighten the fuck up.

5. Stop sleeping around, straighten the fuck up.

by PineappleJuice March 11, 2015