may 27

May 27 is a national day where you get a pussy picture or video from a gf or smb.

bae it’s May 27 you know what that means.

by mpzy May 26, 2024

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May 24th

Kick someone in the ball's day

Person 1: Come here~
Person 2: why?
Person 1: so I can kick you in the balls ofc
Person 2: aw man its may 24th again...

by Cheeseburgerman2425 May 24, 2024

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An extremely rare and complicated break in your finger. It’s like a Jersey Finger Injury only worse. Instead of one tendon being ruptured there are two dislocated tendons (The Distal Phalange and Intermediate phalange to be specific) and a broken bone above the distal phalange. It’s so rare of an injury it didn’t have a name until now.

I had to have surgery to fix my Hannah May Finger.

by HannahMayW March 26, 2022

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May 19th

National shirtless pic day
Your bf has to send you a shirtless pic

Hey baby it's may 19th national shirtless pic day, gimme gimme.

by Daddyreynolds May 18, 2022

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May your woes be many, and your days be few.

A phrase Gabriel says before teleporting away in his fights.

Gabriel:Twice?! Beaten by an object… Twice! I’ve only known the taste of victory, but this taste… Is- Is this my blood? I’ve never known such… Such… relief? I- I need some time to think… We will meet again, machine... May your woes be many, and your days be few.

by GabrielJudgeOfHell August 18, 2023

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May 12th devin and lexi

National bury your face in you girlfriend’s soapy titty day

May 12th devin and lexi

Today is the only day where you can put your face into some soapy tittys
Me- hey guess what
Her- what😒
Me- lemme bury my face in those soapy tittys
Her- tf
Me- it’s national bury my face into your soapy tittys day
Her-ugh fine

by Devin and lexi May 9, 2022

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