facebook fakery

Comments, posts, or likes etc.. on a social networking site namely Facebook that you really don't mean. Things that are done because friends and family on Facebook are "watching".

Dude! the way that she replied you know that's Facebook fakery right? If she really meant it. She'd send you a message.

by VizardSpideyNoir May 19, 2014

Facebook Tequila

When you receive multiple friend requests on Facebook of people wanting a “sexual shot” with you.

“I woke up to like 20 Facebook Tequila Shots this morning”.

by SuzieSays November 30, 2020

Facebook

Stop trying to finish my sentences! You don't know what I'm going to stay you dumb motherfucker! Hahahahahahaha!!!

Hym "Facebook need to stop guessing what I'm going to say. It's an insult. You can eat a bag of spiders? See!? I bet you thought I was going to say 'baby dicks' didn't you? Stupid fucking bitch. I am in the process of being pulled forward into time by novelty! You cannot predict chaos!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

Facebook baby shield

Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.

See Facebook for examples of the Facebook baby shield.

by Alleycat420 June 4, 2010

pocket facebooked

when your mobile web or phone responds to your status update or someone elses status update with a random insert of numbers or letters much like a pocket dial, or pocket text.

Jimmy ***** "I'm going to school!"

Tara **** "dkah"

Jimmy "What does that mean?"

Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"

by Amberjean November 30, 2010

facebook momification

when a usually cool and chill mom says something very out of character, particularly referring to yoga, keto diets, and stereotypical things that were likely seen on a facebook article. think of yassification but the facebook mom remix.

friend 1: dude my mom just told me i should try doing keto to fix my anxiety??
friend 2: whoa that’s weird. i guess we’re witnessing the facebook momification of your mother!

by pepino dulce March 22, 2022

Facebook-blue

Facebook-blue is the specific blue used in facebook also known as the hex color code #4267b2
this word is mostly used when seeing another website with the same or similiar blue as facebook

Steve:"Nice website you got there, I see you are using Facebook-Blue"
Bob:"thanks, how did you know?"
Steve:"well, I just do"

by Henxter November 27, 2017