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facenook

Acquiring a sexual partner on the online social community known as facebook.com
I coped some of that facenook thanks to Fitt's profile.
by Antony_Anthony January 5, 2008
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facebookrastinating

the act of aimlessly exploring and in general wasting valuable time on facebook in lieu of being productive in such activities as homework, napping, etc.; usually applicable to college students
John knew that he had a sociology midterm and english paper due the next day, but ended up facebookrastinating most of the night instead.
by Ari D February 20, 2009
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facebookling

When someone new as joined facebook, and he/she does not have many friends, wallposts or photos. In most cases, this is a relatively short period of time, before the 'facebookling' grows out of control into a Self-Mutating-Facebook-Monstrosity.
Billy: You know that new girl, Sarah?

Timothy: Yeah

Billy: She's fucking hot, and guess what?! I checked her out and she's... she's JUST A FACEBOOKLING!

Timothy: DON'T LIE!

Billy: I KNOW! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
by THEORETICALTERRORIST November 29, 2009
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facebooktivist

A person who engages in social activism by joining different "petition" groups and installs applications dedicated to different causes on Facebook.
"The facebooktivists are out in full force protesting Facebook's new privacy features."
by nerd05 January 2, 2010
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FacebookFriday

When you have nothing better to do and spend a friday on Facebook.
I think tonight's going to be another FacebookFriday
by tdown21 January 8, 2010
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ghost facebooking

When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.
I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?
by Caballo viejo September 14, 2011
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Awkward Facebooker

"good seeing you today, sorry i didnt say hey i was in a hurry i think i was only there for like 35 mins haha"

-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl
by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012
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