bread on the floor

"bread on the floor" is used when someone is really fucking stupid and leaves some perfectly good bread out on the dirty floor, and then the good bread becomes dirty

man1: "dude, thats bread on the floor"
man2: "oh shit, i was stupid, im sorry"
man1: "you should be sorry, you worthless piece of shit"

by dellg April 27, 2023

Bachelor's flooring

When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.

Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there

by Tokaiya June 19, 2023

Swept the floor

Having your way with someone

She swept the floor with him.

by Meglodave September 6, 2023

Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.

Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”

by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023

Fallon d’Floor

The term which is a twist on Ballon d’Or is awarded to the player having the most Oscar-worthy dive of the year. The idea became popular on the subReddit r/soccer when Cristiano Ronaldo went down under the slightest of touches to win a penalty against Celta Vigo.

Did you see Neymar’s dive? Surely he’s getting nominated for the Fallon d’Floor

by ScientiaEstPotentia October 20, 2023

Blood on the Dance Floor

1). A great Michael Jackson song.
2). A crunkcore act that was not great.

1). I love Blood on the Dance Floor!
2). I hate Blood on the Dance Floor...fuck Dahvie.

by 7568ino November 6, 2023

All Over The Floor

All over the floor basicly means the plans you have serious action. You are making money moves.

You know I always got that thugthissm all over the floor!

by Wickens Wicked Reptiles January 4, 2024