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Covid Dick

Covid Dick is a phenomena where male covid patients have reported loss in the length and girth of their penis after recovering from Covid-19. This reduction in length can be anywhere from half an inch to 3 inches in some cases. It's also been said to cause erectile dysfunction and can at times be permanent damage.
Girl 1: "So hows your sex life!"

Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."
by HealthAdvice November 18, 2022
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futon dick

A guy who provides exceptional dick from his futon but doesn't have his shit together has futon dick.
by Siouxsie Supertramp June 14, 2023
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sebastian's dick

Have you ever seen the biggest dick in the planet ? No ? Its Sebastian's dick
by Haltsmaul December 31, 2016
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Dick Wolfed

When a movie or TV show leaves you hanging; wondering what happened. No real ending or conclusion to a story.
Wait, what happened.?!? I just watched a three hour movie and totally got Dick Wolfed.!!
by emmmmers June 1, 2016
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Dick Bruised

The state or condition of having a bruised dick. Can be metaphorical or literal.
1) Why is Kory walking so funny?
-He's still dick bruised after that accident with his gym locker.

2) Man, all this homework is really bruising my dick.

Bruised dick hurt mah dick dick bruised
by lambrose15 November 22, 2014
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Dick Trance

The opposite of Pussy Whipped. A Dick Trance is when a woman loses touch with reality because of a man. He hits her in the head with his dick and this causes a Dick Trance. As a result, she loses most, if not all of her friends because she is fully committed and into the guy. Every decision is made based around his needs and opinions and not her own.
Girl1: Where has Shelly been?

Girl2: Oh shes in a Dick Trance :(. Ever since she's been with Brad, she's been MIA. I think she's intentionally ignoring my calls.
by EDeeebsBK May 15, 2013
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get dicked for

Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.
Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!

Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!

Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!

Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!

Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.
by DCC John Stalker February 6, 2012
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