Colossal Half-witted infantile fantasy.

A childishly naive ambition

Being a princess is a colossal half-witted infantile fantasy.

by EyeForEye December 31, 2024

Cool Tony

A taboo arrangement between two or more men, designed with the intention to provide cooling relief during sweltering weather.

The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.

The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.

It's too damn hot and I'm burning up. Where can a guy get a Cool Tony around here?

by Broke Aristocrat January 3, 2025

colsen

colsen is a boy who is about 4'11 he lives in the deep forest of nepal. colsen loves when he hangs from trees upside down by his asshole hair. colsen is usually spotted in peoples backyards eating from their septic tank. he loves eating clumps of shit. not only that but colsen smells really foul people have reported getting infections in their brains from the horrid smell. colsen is reported to have a noodle penis apparently his dick is as skinny as a peice of string while it is 33inches long. during the cold winter colsen wraps himself in his penis and uses it to keep him warm and twittle with his butthole hair at the same time because he is gay and likes when penises give him sweaty harry anal sex.

hey jim i think i spotted a colsen eating my sewage again in my backyard what a nasty bastard.

by pen1sattack12 January 30, 2025

Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.

Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

cool beej

a better word than cool beans and to act more nonchalantly but the swift way ifykyk!

"that movie was so cool beej! I was shitting my pants at it !"

by marcelinezz February 12, 2025

Cool As A Camel

When you are absolutely freaking out. Akin to when a camel lives in a hot dry climate, being as "cool as a camel" would apply to the direct opposite of how you're feeling.

e.g. In a panic.

With the exception of nighttime, where deserts are particularly cool, sometimes below zero.

Zoe: I'm Cool as a camel right now! Mio: It's not actually a phrase you know! (As seen in Split Fiction)
Should be noted this phrase is misconstrued by the popular term "Cool as A Cucumber"

by Merriam Webster Definitions March 6, 2025

Cool_Dog

A idiosyncratic personality on discord. Is extremely anti-Zionist and is in love with Pookie Bear ❤️. Is a Talmid of HaRav Yacub Bachur Shlita. Owner of TrueTorahYiddishkieght.org

Displays homoerotic and furry-sexual tendencies bi-weekly.

Is married and has a kid.

Cool_Dog and Motti’s Chassanah was very fun and meaningful.

by TotallyNotYankel March 10, 2025