titstain

Someone who really sucks sausages. He walks around thinking hes Jesus but hes really just an idiot.

John is such a titstain. I hate that retard.

by Gary Busey November 18, 2004

titsling

n. slang term for a bra. a sling in which to hold your breasts. derived from the inventor of the brazzierre, Otto Titsling.
see also; tits.

"She was completely naked under her dress. She wasn't wearing a titsling."

"I bought a new titsling the other day."
"Is it pretty?"
"No, but it gets the job done."

by Gems May 21, 2005

titsicles

a scrotum with nipples

shut your white ass up titsicles

by Chadbr0chill17 January 5, 2008

Titswe

Raging about thunder thighs at sexy time.

As young "Sak" peeked through the window he seen a young naked man by the name of "Tesla" and began to Titswe.

by Sexy Baish January 7, 2010

titslam

To grab someone by the tits, lift them up and then slam them to the ground. Works mostly on girls with large breasts, because fat blokes are generally unliftable (fat girls too, for that matter).

She was giving me all that so i titslammed her to the floor.

by OblongChicken April 22, 2004

titsworth

Often used as a name to describe someone who is indeed worthless.
Much like a hooker with one and a half boobs, and a penis=worthless.

"Hey, how much are your titsworth?"
"Worthless."

by Yoursluttynastywhoreofamom August 18, 2008

Titsack

when the male genitals are shrunken -- not shrivvelled -- but firm rather like breasts

check out that titsack.
...(abnormally firm)

by Jake Strong November 12, 2006