A piece of media meant to induce sexual stimulation
this means that baby zoo putting furry inflation "art" in one of the videos means that technically the video is porn
I just can't get enough of this hellhole known as "the internet"
this means that baby zoo putting furry inflation "art" in one of the videos means that technically the video is porn
I just can't get enough of this hellhole known as "the internet"
by iminhellplshelpahhh August 19, 2024
Get the Pornmug. by mdjjd November 1, 2022
Get the pornmug. Porndrive or Porn drive (prior copulation), is the co-drug or even catalytic effect of pornography that rapidly expanded the internet into every working mans home in the 90s who had a phone line and a screeching pussy cat sound meant you would convert in a jiffy. Sounding the bell end of vanilla phone sex. It's addictive allure can be a healthy complement to the sweet spot a balanced and beautiful mind, but be warned, find your boundaries and remember. ITS ONLY A MOVIE! they are action men and pro women, that's not real life and if you tried it at home, you could blow yourself off and break your neck, garrotte yourself or rub yourself off the genetic tree by not procreating. The porn police are on the Edge of what's legal and a few "don't try this at home" at the beginning and guide and behind the behind scenes at the end sure to cum, and much needed as BS standard. Porn empowers, but it can also subjugate. This is the one place in life where neither is wrong (see SMDrive, of 50 shades of ayg)
Something went wrong. I was lost in an amazing place online of infinite possibilities on a respectable GOV approved site, to get away from my shithole of a life and getting inspiration for a fresh start and what I really wanted and what could be achieved this was a porndrive of my soul, life and mind, I was in pure heavenly procrastination when all of a sudden the porn police turned up on my webcam and cut it off. I might have to get out there and meet some friends, how on earth do you meet people these in real life if you have no friends in the real world? Can I connect my porn to my car LCD or listen to the music videos. Another type of porn drive me thinks. I also have a little 32GB micro, that's my pornodrive, its so small it fits in my chaps eye and the portable powerbank cylindrical and smooth and fits up my arse (that last bits a joke, don't insert anything electrical in your body, only a expert in cybernetics can and stop, think, wank DONT porn and drive.
by AYG delimited November 15, 2017
Get the Porn drivemug. by Old Bae November 28, 2017
Get the porn star assmug. An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.
credits to ruben sim.
credits to ruben sim.
Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024
Get the Late Stage Porn Addictionmug. by HornyPorny September 2, 2019
Get the Pornmug. Action movies in which the old timers continuously prove their superiority over the younger generation
by Blam7713 May 17, 2022
Get the Dad Pornmug.