Heart of the fart

When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.

Phwor!

I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!

by ^^!$#@ August 12, 2019

Huggle Fart

The release of gas from one's backside when a person is squeezed too hard in a huggle.

It was so funny, my granny did a huggle fart when she arrived last night. She cleared the restaurant out.

by Missleashy September 6, 2019

fart bash

Farting on your hand, and then proceeding to hit someone

"I'm going to fart bash you to death"

by pirateshitp March 21, 2017

fartful dodge

The act of constantly visiting the restroom to avoid employment duties.

Where is Tara? It is her turn to do a haircut.

In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.

Fartful dodging again???!!!

by Formerly Glenn March 27, 2017

Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.

I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!

by Benncm May 7, 2017

burbble fart

A burble fart is a huge fart of ignominious proportions brewing from your epiglotis all the way down to your sphincter. It gurgles and regenerates and grow at an alarming rate until it forces itself out with the staccato bark of a golfball bouncing down 357 concrete steps.

Uncle Harry gorged himself on pineapple, cheese and pot roast. His stomach started groaning and producing voluminous flatus. He stepped outside just in time for his burbble fart to set itself free against his will and scared the dog as well as possibly crapped his britches.

by Miltythecheese May 11, 2017

bustass fart

A loud, explosive fart that sounded like someones ass exploded.

When riding the elevator to the 17th floor, Ginger let a bustass fart that caused me to be nauseaus.

by Haldee April 19, 2018