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pants beer

The act of pouring a can or glass of beer down your pants.
I can’t do pants beer anymore, I only have four pairs of pants left!
by pantsbeer21 April 7, 2024
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3 Beer Problem

A friend, relative, or colleague who turns into an absolute liability after just a few drinks.
I would invite Jimmy to the party, but the guy's a total 3 Beer Problem.
by thatgingerscouser April 11, 2024
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Chloe do you want dirty beer?
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Mon Bébé

A name you'd call the love of your life, your partner, your best friend, etc.
Using the Cajun pronunciation of this term of endearment is the correct way to effectively show them you love them by their name.
CAUTION: Only use this name with your planned life partner. BEING CAUGHT USING THIS NAME WITH OTHERS CAN HAVE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES.
"Hey, Mon Bébé, just a reminder that I love you. By the way, can you go get that for me please?"
by Yours Truly 😉 April 25, 2024
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pants beer

A pants beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants beer is stupid, you aren’t drunk enough. What a pants beer consists of is that of one pouring a cold beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because they’re drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus that’s stupid? Because you aren’t drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps it’s possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.
Let’s do a pants beer!

Why would I want to do that?

Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.

*has 16 beers*

Let’s do it!
by ComprehensiveTough April 26, 2024
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Root Beer Throat

When a light-skinned black dude mouthfucks a chick after rubbing ice on his dick until it's numb.
Man, Jennifer really liked that Root Beer Throat I gave her last night!
by PikminFan2000 April 27, 2024
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Dirty Beer

Another word for sex which is more subtle in a crowded area.
Chloe do you want dirty beer?
by Alan4567 May 2, 2024
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