The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool
“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”
by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023
Get the goose taking offmug. takee in golf, when the partners one plays with won't give you a gimme, you declare instead that you will "takee" the putt and move on.
That's a takee for a bogie.
by profpaulv September 23, 2020
Get the takeemug. When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.
by Honky Actual May 20, 2016
Get the Take A Claymug. -“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019
Get the Take my dog to the groomersmug. by HalloFalloMallo April 18, 2022
Get the Take a shower/smellymug. TAKE EVERYTHING FROM DA INSIDE AND THROW IT ALL AWAY CAUSE I SWEAR FOR THE LAST TIME I WONT TRUST MYSELF WITH YOU
me: stream from the inside its 20 times better then numb and its so underrated
me: TAKE EVERYTHINGGGGGGG
me: TAKE EVERYTHINGGGGGGG
by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 17, 2024
Get the take everythingmug. I N D I A N T A K I N'
Definition(s):
GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING
as Noun:
(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.
as GangsTalk:
(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.
as Legal:
To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 ANCHORING Subterfuge Required
Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.
Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.
(Indirect Communication is Compreheded)
Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Attack Plan.
Definition(s):
GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING
as Noun:
(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.
as GangsTalk:
(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.
as Legal:
To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 ANCHORING Subterfuge Required
Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.
Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.
(Indirect Communication is Compreheded)
Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Attack Plan.
Dude 1:
I was Indian Taking last night and borrowed that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."
Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then?"
Dude 1:
"I returned it and put it in the bathtub."
I was Indian Taking last night and borrowed that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."
Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then?"
Dude 1:
"I returned it and put it in the bathtub."
by Gossip's With Wind December 5, 2022
Get the Indian Takingmug.