Donkey Poke

When you poop on somebody’s face and it’s bloody

Jake got donkey poked by Jenna

by Johnson dingleberry April 28, 2024

Donkey Shot

The wrong pronunciation of the novel "Don Quixote" by Miguel Cervantes.

Have you read "Donkey Shot"? Thats not right....

by branting May 6, 2024

Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch

My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.

by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024

donk

some counter-strike player or something. He's pretty good tho

FaZe: can't believe donk fucked us up again!

by edranka June 3, 2024

DONK

Donk (DONK, $DONK, Donk!, et al)

Donk is a memecoin expletive. It's exact meaning is derived from its context and/or usage within a sentence.

I just donked a huge bag of APT and it pumped all the way to mars!

Show me the $DONK (i.e. show me the money, show me the proof, show me the sauce)

by Rufio_donk June 17, 2024

Donkey knut

Any in game, real money costing currency

I just spent 5000 donkey knuts on this new skin. Only cost me $10.

by Elpeety June 18, 2024

Donkeying

As in “donkeying around” - meaning you are spending time doing a worthless activity when there is a real project to be done.

Jay really needed to focus on his sales reports instead he spent time donkeying around mindlessly scrolling on social media.

by @juliesaxon June 25, 2024