bum bark

the poo particles left in ur bum even after u wipe

ewwww u can still see maz’s bum bark

by Doitforthebanta February 20, 2021

Mouse-Bummed

Alternative to rat-arsed, especially when you're really drunk and forget that you are drunk.

Steven: Let's get mouse-bummed Jeff.

Jeff: Don't you mean rat-arsed Steven? Yh! I think you've already had too much to drink.

by legendballers August 1, 2022

Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017

Bum You

A term to completely DESTROY someone in a roast battle. *CAUTION* this weird may kill the opponent in the battle so use carefully

Jack: hey, Bum You Henry! Henry: *passes out*

by Some_guy1132 September 18, 2020

scummy bum

When your ass itches, and the only solution is to shower. Usually caused by poor hygiene.

John: My butt is itching, and I took a shower..

Jim: You’ve got a scummy bum man..

by Capt.Mick March 24, 2024

Trump Bum

Any MAGA Republican, AKA Trumplikin qualifies.

The weight of the massive Trump Bum sunk the Red Wave, hilarious!

by seudokode November 9, 2022

bumming

to “jerk off” or formally known to beat the meat

i sat and bed and started bumming my night away

by John Cast April 9, 2020