Eaton Dry Bum

This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!

Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?

What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?

by Jimmy7017 February 12, 2021

bum nut

haemorrhoid

Just self diagnosed and yep, there's definitely a bum nut there, swinging in the breeze.

by Only in Hedland October 13, 2020

bim bum bare sù

an italian term coined for being use when a list is getting big or you're just lazy

"what did you do today?"
"i woke up, went to school and bim bum bare sù"

by snip September 21, 2022

Bus Stop Bum

(1) A homeless person that usually takes out at the bus stop the haggle people for money and to have some type of shelter from the rain

(2) A person who sleeps at a bus stop or a train station

If a vagabond sleeps on the street he's homeless if he sleeps at the bus stop he's a bus stop bum

by EmJayee January 30, 2020

Bum

An individual that would prefer sucking toes and painting his nails rather than playing Modern Warfare with the boys.

This bum Yoda would prefer sucking toes and painting his nails rather than playing Modern Warfare with the boys.

by Ehyea April 21, 2020

sooky bum

When hallucination kicks in and you think people are throwing rocks at you so you blow up like a little sooky bum

Stop throwing rocks at me cunt im a sooky bum

by Jerrycan1 October 28, 2021

bum scum

The semi-permanent black gnar (stains) that collect on your hands if you're a habitual dumpster diver.

"Man, it takes two-weeks for me to scrub off the bum scum when I go visit my mom"

by PiperPlease July 13, 2024