i can move water

a way for someone to say im going to drown myself

“Want to see me move water?”
“I can move water, you want to see?”

by chachamami January 23, 2022

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Lanchester water treatment plant

Lanchester water treatment plant is a large cleaning facility located in the mundane village of Lanchester in the North East of England. It is the most exciting part of this bone-dry ghost town and is a big tourist attraction, bringing in 4 of Lanchester's 5 tourists last year. This plant provides clean water for the populous as well as give jobs to the homeless bums which haunt the street corners. There is an urban myth that if you scream "kushty lad" three times, the local kiddy-diddler will appear at the fence claiming it wasn't his bitmoji.

"Oh I went to Lanchester water treatment plant, yeah it fucking sucks!"

by Ajjacka July 16, 2021

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Didn’t Go Near the Water

Your mama used to worry about that big muddy river
Honey do you remember?
You let the screen door slam when you stepped off the front porch
Hear ya mama calling don't be late
And I'd hear ya daddy holler son she's my only daughter
You stick your nose in the honeysuckle down by the gate
I can still hear ya mama calling don't go near the water

We fell right in way over our heads
But we didn't go near the water
A love ran deep so young and sweet
And the nights got hotter and hotter
We're sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water

We hear a rockin' chair squeekin' as we sneaked up the back stairs

Mama waitin like a grizzly bear
We had to get the honeysuckle out of your hair
But in the morning light you'd look her right in the eye
You wouldn't lie

We

Didn’t Go Near the Water

We fell right in way over our heads
But we didn't go near the water
A love ran deep so young and sweet
And the nights got hotter and hotter
We're sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water

Your mama used to worry about that big muddy river
She should've worried about me
Cause we were sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water

We didn't go near the water
Didn't go near the water

Yeah

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 30, 2021

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golf course water rights

A term referring to how golf courses do not seem to fall under the same restrictions as regular consumers who sometimes have little or no water pressure.

There will never be any impact on golf course water rights because the ultra-wealthy would have nowhere to go and nothing to do if their well manicured golf courses weren’t lush and began to turn a most unpopular brown.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2023

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