Swedish torch

When one applies a smudge of vicks vaporub to the tip of ones penis (or equivalent) and then proceeds to have sex with ones unsuspecting partner. After a while, the partner starts to burn from the inside - just like a swedish torch!

I filed for divorce after John Doe gave me a swedish torch during make-up sex

by Mojay187 July 20, 2024

ja toch

when ur so positive something is right that you have to add something at the end of it, typically used in rotterdam

person 1: hou je van brood
person 2: ja toch

by Merchaa January 2, 2024

Hoichi toichi

Hoichi toichi describes how a baby or toddler is acting when they are laughing and crying at the same time. When babies and toddlers get very tired but also find something hilarious, they will laugh and cry concurrently and intermittently. One never quite knows which way it will go. It’s a heightened dual-emotion and signals that it is time for a nap. It can also be used as a noun.

Oh no, he’s getting hoichi toichi, we better get him home for a nap!
She’s got the hoichi toichis, let’s give her a bottle and then try to get her to sleep.

by Sam Define November 27, 2023

assetylene torch

What you use to really "light a fire under someone's posterior".

So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!

by QuacksO April 23, 2024

Spaff Torch

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.

Where's James?

Oh, he's cheking the bunkhouse out using the spaff torch

by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025

Discord Tough Guy

Tough guy: The wannabe intimidator on Discord, threatening to doxx or fight anyone who annoys him. He surrounds himself with loyal underlings—yes-men who blindly follow him, doing his dirty work. Once he’s done using them, he discards them like trash, leaving them bitter and full of regret.

Eventually, people see through his act—he’s just a kid trying to prove himself but failing miserably. His underlings, now resentful, realize they were just pawns. Soon, he becomes irrelevant, remembered only as a joke. While he sits at home trash-talking on Discord, he’s nothing more than a lolcow making a fool of himself.

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Tom: Remember that dude who tried to intimidate him?

James: Yeah, I know him I always saw for the little boy he is. Discord Tough Guy, what a joke

by rockwilliams January 20, 2025

No Tauch

Misspelled "No Touch" when written by Nico on Magnifisauce! From Trader Joes. Nico does not want anyone to tauch his sauce as he needs to focus on changing his major and needs his fuel.

Nico asked his friends in Lake Don Pedro to no tauch his burger sauce.

by Bill Cosby O’neilly April 14, 2025