by i beat wemon February 15, 2022
Get the Ratio lil bromug. by Chris February 28, 2005
Get the super flash brosmug. Almost the same as the regular SoCal Bro-Hoe, but from Northern California (mostly found in Chico, but there are some in places like Sacramento, Fairfield, Vacaville, Brentwood, Fresno, Modesto, Stockton, etc). Bros and Bro-Hoes from NorCal definitely don't hate on the life of a Bro in SoCal, but they are inspired by it.
-Like the bro-hoe from SoCal, she shops at stores like No Fear, Tilly's, and Zumiez.
-She wears brands such as Metal Mulisha, Famous Stars and Straps, Infamous, TapouT, Fox, Skin, Hustler, and MOSTLY NorCal clothing brand.
-She may have a bandanna or a few, and will be seen wearing one tied around her head.
-Normally she has piercings and tattoos.
-She might wear gauges, at least size 4.
-She almost always is wearing makeup, and her hair looks good too (also, usually blonde or black).
-She loves Nautical Stars.
-Also, like SoCal bro-hoes she loves partying, drinking, smoking weed, chilling with friends, etc.
-OF COURSE, she loves lifted trucks, and cars with great sound systems.
-She doesn't say DGAF as often Bros and Bro-Hoes in SoCal, but she lives as if it were her motto.
-Either she's single, or she has a bro boyfriend.
-Her personality is funny, smart, sweet, and very confident.
-Like the bro-hoe from SoCal, she shops at stores like No Fear, Tilly's, and Zumiez.
-She wears brands such as Metal Mulisha, Famous Stars and Straps, Infamous, TapouT, Fox, Skin, Hustler, and MOSTLY NorCal clothing brand.
-She may have a bandanna or a few, and will be seen wearing one tied around her head.
-Normally she has piercings and tattoos.
-She might wear gauges, at least size 4.
-She almost always is wearing makeup, and her hair looks good too (also, usually blonde or black).
-She loves Nautical Stars.
-Also, like SoCal bro-hoes she loves partying, drinking, smoking weed, chilling with friends, etc.
-OF COURSE, she loves lifted trucks, and cars with great sound systems.
-She doesn't say DGAF as often Bros and Bro-Hoes in SoCal, but she lives as if it were her motto.
-Either she's single, or she has a bro boyfriend.
-Her personality is funny, smart, sweet, and very confident.
by missbabyface530 April 17, 2011
Get the NorCal Bro-Hoemug. a hella sik word that needs to be used more by the american people. basically the same as a bro, but waaaaay siiiiiiiker
sik ass pimp 1: yo nigga, whats up
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j
hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j
hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?
by Fuskers November 16, 2006
Get the bro j simpsonmug. Used by men who feel threatened at the fact that their friend got a life and a girl. Anyone who actually does utter the phrase "Bros before Hoes" has never actually been with a chick. Anyone who has been with a chick would invariably prefer to have sex with a girl as opposed to playing Halo with their smelly friends and talking about boobs.
Friend without chick: Yo, come play Halo with me and the guys on friday.
Me: Sorry dude, I got a date with the lady.
Friend: Dude, bros before hoes!
Me: Fuck you I'm getting pussy, asshole.
Me: Sorry dude, I got a date with the lady.
Friend: Dude, bros before hoes!
Me: Fuck you I'm getting pussy, asshole.
by Erik McClurg April 15, 2006
Get the Bros Before Hoesmug. Worse than your mom gay your dad a lesbian your granny tranny your grandpa a trap your sister a mister all combined. The only way to deflect this almighty attack is to say no u
(You) Hey Alex your mom gay
(Him) your dad lesbian
(You)your granny a tranny
(Him) your grandpa a trap
(You) bro don’t make me do it
(Him) no sort of sack on u
(You) I’m sorry your bro a hoe
(Him) your dad lesbian
(You)your granny a tranny
(Him) your grandpa a trap
(You) bro don’t make me do it
(Him) no sort of sack on u
(You) I’m sorry your bro a hoe
by Bootykiller.com May 14, 2018
Get the your bro a hoemug. A Jersey bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with the "bro's" who have boats, lifted trucks and sxs's. They can come in many hair colors but almost always have tattoos. They like to drink beer, get "lit", shoot tequila and do coke. Lots of coke. They DGAF (Don't give a fuck) and they sometimes identify as a "bad bitch". You can usually find these girls "out with the boys" on the boat, at the bar or out in the woods by a pallet fire usually shotgunning a beer or blowing lines. Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she hangs with the crew but they only hang with her because she gives them head.
Do you see that chick over there talking to Jimmy? I seen her at tice's last weekend twerking on the bow of some dude's boat and the weekend before that out in another dudes sxs. She's definitely a Jersey bro hoe.
Should we tell him?
Nah, he'll figure it out.
Should we tell him?
Nah, he'll figure it out.
by Local reject May 4, 2021
Get the Jersey bro hoemug.