obama jesus

God like form of grand Master obama

"Obama Jesus will strike you down"

by Boymansupa September 13, 2021

SPA Jesus

A cool dude on YouTube who does anime reviews. And has a tiktok called SPA jesus69.

The best youtube Spa Jesus

by SPA jesus September 19, 2021

Jesus Boob Cult

The Jesus Boob Cult is a place where fags share trauma and a love of phoebe Bridgers while drinking Jesus’s period blood and eating his boobs. The JBC is very selective of its members and will only allow the gayest of the fags and the gayest of the straights to participate in its rituals.

Person one: are you in the Jesus Boob Cult????
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!

by JBC is life September 24, 2021

Jesus

When you see a nice body or something very tragic

1. Jesus that ass is fat.
2. Jesus man no one should die that way.

by jamezey October 8, 2021

Black Jesus

A cutaway gag from family guy that is way more funnier if you actually watch the clip

“I rode into town on an ass

Yo mama’s ass!”

-Black Jesus

by MUGlol69 October 10, 2021

Jesus

biggest liar ever, will break your heart, bad-looking, acts sweet, is actually a bitch.

Jesus is a big lying bitch.

by culurful October 16, 2021

Bongrat Jesus

God in human form, but also a Bong rat (and therefore greater than God himself).

Only Bongrat Jesus himself could pull that off!

by (( (gyfgdfdf October 20, 2021