99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

that was free

When something is uncalled for or unwanted, mostly when someone says something to you, you use the expression "that was free". It’s often used in a sarcastic tone to make sure that the person who said it knows that is was unwanted.

"Hey! Your hair looks like trash today"
"Well, that was free"

by Valide5756 July 9, 2019

get off scot-free

What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.

I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???

by QuacksO July 9, 2019

get away scotch-free

Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.

Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.

by QuacksO April 14, 2019

National Give Frank Free Juuls Day

All humans must give Frank their Juul along with pods in this day.

Boy: wow i’m living this juul. it hits hella smooth.
Frank: Gimme dat shit nigga. It’s National Give Frank Free Juuls Day.

by v8pe god 69420 April 20, 2019

Rude for free

It’s an expression that you can use every time someone is being mean/rude for no reason

bhad baby: literally nothing

Me: “smh this bitch is out here being rude for free”

by Just.surviving November 26, 2019

point minus thirty-free

when you've been so out of touch with the world and are suddenly invited to a job interview.

"do i go naked. do i speak french-russian. do i remove my piercings. do i offer to work for free. do i say please and thank you."
"woman, you are point zero, no, point minus thirty-free."

by Krkič September 25, 2020