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The Tin Man 

When you are about to enact in lude activites with your mate, and you realize niether of you have condoms. You go to the kitchen and grab the Reynolds Wrap. Wrap your penis in the tin foil and proceed with your activities.
Mary Ann, I dont have any condoms. But I'll give you The Tin Man.

The Thunder Monkeys 

A comedic punk band based out of Georgia.
Bro, I hate The Thunder Monkeys
“Me too”

The Toe Snatcher 

A slimy man- wait! It's the toe snatcher! Ready to devour your freshly-clipped toes!

Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!

Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.

By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.

Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!
Ex 1: Careful, dear. The Toe Snatcher is out and about.

Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!

The time Seth is supposed to wake up 

No earlier than 9:00am. The act of waking up any earlier is considered a war crime and is against banned by the Geneva convention. Deer like to sleep in as well.
The time Seth is supposed to wake up is 9.

The Tomato Mccain Challenge 

Named after Thomas Mccain, it is the act of slathering and battering your balls in Prego sauce.
It is also known as the ol’ slather and batter challenge
Jim: I’m feeling rather ballsy today.
John: Feeling a little ballsy, aren’t we? Crap that jar of Prego sauce. I believe it is time to attempt The Tomato Mccain Challenge, otherwise known as the ol’ slather and batter challenge

The Tristan Effect 

When a new idea/person/thing is introduced and everyone likes it at first, but slowly overtime people get tired of it to the point of flat out hating the subject.
Damn family guy was so good, fell victim to The Tristan Effect