Mr Parker 

A idiot who has no eyebrows and likes looking at girls in a weird way. He gives you exams for an irrelevant subject that nobody cares about and you almost wanna slap across the face when you see his non eye-browed head. Then he makes you do a page of homework every week despite the lessons having to be practicals he treats it like a english lesson. So if you see him slap him. Then reply saying you were attempting a fake drama punch.

No eyebrows and he is very boring it can only be a Mr Parker!!!

Mr Parker by DoctorColesminion123 November 11, 2019

Coach Parker 

What a daddy. Coach P will give you that D

Oml Coach Parker has a sexy body and will give me that D

Coach Parker by Akenbtbdxjjs February 22, 2022

Andrew Parkinson Challenge 

A challenge in which you curl your finger into a hook and slam down the side of your finger against the edge of a hard surface. Who ever winces or drops out first loses.

Sol- Man, did you hear that Brendan broke his finger playing the Andrew Parkinson Challenge?
John- Yeah, he definitely won

Andrew Parkinson Challenge by Parkingticket April 25, 2023

put the parking brake up 

Euphemism for "to take a dump".

I was initially only going to be gone for a minute, but once I was in the bathroom I realized I needed to put the parking brake up.

put the parking brake up by birdlaunch7 April 5, 2009

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's 

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's (or AIP), is the term used to describe the uncontrollable, Parkinson's-esque tremors experienced after a heavy night on the sauce. Main culprits are spirits, sugary cocktails and highly caffeinated beverages. Not to be confused with cold induced shivers or regular Parkinson's.

Oli: "Why are you shaking so much?"
Pete: "Got way too drunk last night, woke up with a serious case of Alcohol Induced Parkinson's today."

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's by Neddie Walker November 1, 2013

Pansy Parkinson 

A Slytherin girl in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. She is often seen with Draco Malfoy and his cronies and attended the Yule Ball with him. She and Draco were chosen as Slytherin Prefects in their 5th year and were part of the Inquisitorial Squad. She seems to be involved with Draco Malfoy, and we can guess he is her love interest by default (or vice versa), but JKR has not been rather explicit about it. Draco/Pansy, however, is one of the most believable canon couples in the Harry Potter series.

Malfoy was in front; he was wearing dress robes of black velvet with a high collar, which in Harry's opinion made him look like a vicar. Pansy Parkinson in very frilly robes of pale pink was clutching Malfoy's arm.

Pansy Parkinson by Roanne September 14, 2008

Fast-Lane Parktard 

The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...

Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!

Fast-Lane Parktard by YAWA May 17, 2019