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Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.
I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025
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eating her cheese

When your eating ass and she shits in your mouth
I was eating her cheese early
by Tman2989 February 2, 2017
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eating the fry

yo i caught san eating the fry
by fry eater June 1, 2017
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Eats kangaroo

Lesbian oral sex (ideally while standing, one partner holding the other up) that involves an Australian girl
"So, I hear Sheila and Barbie went home together last night, what do you think they did?"
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."
by T to the Homm October 18, 2009
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EAT MADISONS ASS DAY

Go find a Madison and rip those pants off and lick that ass. IF you don't complete eat Madisons ass day you will be spanked like a bad little boy by obamas husband
Jaylen: Hey Madison!!! Did you know its "eat Madisons ass day"?

Madison: oh noooo
Jaylen; get ready for this tounge >;)
by wonder breadz January 5, 2024
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Eat a Ditka

Eating a Ditka is a term used to tell someone to Shut the Hell up, or more universally to Get On Your Level (GOML). Also used when one-upping someone in competition. The term carries weight for two reasons. 1.) The resemblance to the word Dick, and 2.) How intense Mike Ditka is in real life.
Person 1: Jim Carrey was totally in Anchorman

Person 2: *looks it up and notices he is wrong* No he wasn't, it was Steve Carell. EAT A DITKA
by ImpairedRay February 7, 2012
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Eat their face off

The act of making out with someone passionately. Often used to describe the act to another party
God, they were so hot, I wanna eat their face off.
by I can’t draw circles :( July 11, 2025
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