I guantamoed that ass and almost died.
Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025

by Tman2989 February 2, 2017

Lesbian oral sex (ideally while standing, one partner holding the other up) that involves an Australian girl
"So, I hear Sheila and Barbie went home together last night, what do you think they did?"
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."
by T to the Homm October 18, 2009

Go find a Madison and rip those pants off and lick that ass. IF you don't complete eat Madisons ass day you will be spanked like a bad little boy by obamas husband
Jaylen: Hey Madison!!! Did you know its "eat Madisons ass day"?
Madison: oh noooo
Jaylen; get ready for this tounge >;)
Madison: oh noooo
Jaylen; get ready for this tounge >;)
by wonder breadz January 5, 2024

Eating a Ditka is a term used to tell someone to Shut the Hell up, or more universally to Get On Your Level (GOML). Also used when one-upping someone in competition. The term carries weight for two reasons. 1.) The resemblance to the word Dick, and 2.) How intense Mike Ditka is in real life.
Person 1: Jim Carrey was totally in Anchorman
Person 2: *looks it up and notices he is wrong* No he wasn't, it was Steve Carell. EAT A DITKA
Person 2: *looks it up and notices he is wrong* No he wasn't, it was Steve Carell. EAT A DITKA
by ImpairedRay February 7, 2012

by I can’t draw circles :( July 11, 2025
