“when your wife doesn’t give you any and you rub one out than cum slap her with it for revenge”
“when your wife’s too busy so you rub one out but no drop is to be wasted so you cum slap her so she owns it”
“when your wife’s too busy so you rub one out but no drop is to be wasted so you cum slap her so she owns it”
by Ammo4u March 9, 2023
Get the Cum Slap mug.A 9-month long sexual "game" where multiple men either take turns cumming deep inside unprotected pussy, or collectively filling a bowl to be funneled into said unprotected pussy.
The biological father after the 9-month long "game" is declared the winner.
The biological father after the 9-month long "game" is declared the winner.
My oshi convinced me that a child of a cum royale would truly be lucky.
I hope she's right when she comes back from her trip.
I hope she's right when she comes back from her trip.
by DerSkrunk March 21, 2023
Get the Cum Royale mug.A cum swirly is when a man swings his penis around into a toilet while cumming. He then will proceed to flush the toilet and stick his girlfriend’s head into it!
by Cum monster man 77 January 20, 2023
Get the Cum Swirly mug.The sexual act of combining sugar and white chocolate with semen to create a candied treat, usually to be given as revenge.
by TheFoxMother February 18, 2023
Get the Cum Chocolate mug.A man who receives anal sex and allows the other man to shoot a load (or two) inside him, then saving it in his anus. He then goes home to his lover and fucks him in the ass with the other guys cum still in his ass. The cum jockey is probably high on crystal meth, thus allowing this minor lapse in judgment over what is in good taste and what is not. He, however, finds great pleasure in the fact that he is still full of jizz. This must take great muscle control and a true deviant piggy mind.
John is a total Cum jockey! Bill filled his hole twice before he went home to Steven. What a weird way to have a 3-way!
by BaJinxy September 30, 2007
Get the Cum jockey mug.To ejaculate into ice cube trays then build a small sculpture of a dragon type creature out of the frozen cum
Fatty: Hey dude is that a semen sculpture of a salamander?
Dude: No you stupid chug, its a cum dragon
Dude: No you stupid chug, its a cum dragon
by Spandangler May 12, 2009
Get the cum dragon mug.A game where a group of friends masterbate and splooge into a bucket the last person to jizz has to drink the contents of the bucket
by fiendforlife138 January 24, 2011
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