stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning

she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway

by fghj8889999 June 21, 2021

The Piss Boner

The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.

Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.

by therealslimmyshade April 9, 2021

Skin boners

tiny raised bumps on your skin A.K.A goosebumps.

Biff: I think you got skin boners.
Lissa: Nah, those are just goosebumps.

by Jasmine9292 November 27, 2019

Lady Boner

When a girls gets turned on, or gets hard while peeing and makes it 10 times harder

Oh my God, Im peeing and I have a lady boner

by KJZCore June 19, 2022

mormon boner

An erection for the anus before marriage and for every orifice after.

Brad: I got that Mormon Boner.
Thad: You two aren’t married. Better get Becky some Depends.

by Johnny1981 September 11, 2021

Boner

A person who drinks milk. Is coined by Dani

Hey! We got a boner here!

by Stark Yeeteris December 27, 2020

Throner Boner

Fans of Game Of Thrones

All the Throner Boner's lost their minds tonight when the lights went out.

by Mr Saint Jake April 29, 2019