Mommy come and take my lolly

You sing to your mom

Me: mommy I am going to sing to you.
Mom: so you are going to mommy come and take my lolly? Ok
Me: yaaaa

by Unahya December 12, 2020

Breathe-Taking

A term used to describe only the most beautiful things in the world. This term should be used every time you refer to Kimmy specifically.

Kimberly is absolutely breathe-taking!

by ScubaSteve31 December 16, 2020

Breathe-Taking

A term commonly used to describe something too beautiful to comprehend. By definition this is Kimmy.

Kimmy is absolutely breathe-taking

by ScubaSteve31 December 17, 2020

Take a Dale

A form of bowel movement or shart.

Good friends talk about there sex lives. Best friends talk about taking a dale.
Live, laugh, take a dale!
I took a dale today!
Coffee makes me dale

by Imajewmoney December 17, 2020

Take a Gretzky

Taking a "Gretzky" refers to taking a number 2 in a porta-potty in the winter time when the porta-potty chemicals are frozen; you go in a drop a puck on the ice.

Me: "The porta potty is frozen but I gotta take a shit."
My Boss: "It's cool, just take a Gretzky."

by Haveyouseenmenards? December 21, 2020

Josh Take

A statement, most likely made by an individual named Josh, that is so baffling and generally unaccepted to the point where arguing it confuses both arguers of the debate.

Josh: *Says a typical take that makes no sense*
Sevy: "Yeah, that's definitely a Josh Take"

by vSevy January 5, 2021

Double Take

When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.

John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?

by pogpoghoghogjdk January 14, 2021