Dry Potato

An individual with no interesting qualities. Boring, sedentary, or predictable.

My girl’s ex was such a dry potato. All he did was watch the office on repeat.

by Jankey J March 8, 2023

same potato

Variation on "potato, potahto".

Potato, potahto - "It means that even if two things seem different to each other, in essence they are still the same thing.c

Eh same potato

by autisticTranslator May 23, 2024

potato

An otherworldly thing. People say its a vegetable but its too slay to be a mere veggie. The best thing to ever exist. The most delicious and the most amazing.

-what did you have for lunch?
-i had a baked potato
-u have been blessed my friend, i could do with a potato but sadly the universe does not favour me like it does you.

by potato1109 February 4, 2025

Baked Potato

Someone with no arms or legs who is stoned

"Claire is an amputee stoner, a baked potato."

by Saiki KK April 15, 2022

potato

someone who is superior

person 1: aye you alright mate
person 2:i’m alright how are you my potato

by 09084 January 19, 2022

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

potato floss

flossing your teeth with mashed potatoes, by squishing it through closed teeth.

'Eww, are you potato flossing?'

by echaao January 24, 2013