Porch Monkey

Derogatory language to describe African Americans who sit on their ass all day and live off food stamps. AKA clay.

I drove through Oakland today, and was shocked at all the porch monkeys that reside there.

by Defrain06 August 18, 2017

monkey genetics

Is the study of intelligent monkeys evolution to a unintelligent nigger

Here at the zoo is the monkey exhibit where the adult monkeys will evolve into a retarded nigger who will live off the government and be in and out of prison. That's why we are studying monkey genetics to try and stop anymore of this happening.

by Dr Niggèr August 11, 2022

tarder monkeys

to be used like the saying "darn it" when you forget something, or you are frustrated

Tarder monkeys! I forgot my homework.

by Natalie March 7, 2004

Monkey Slut

Monkey slut is a profane word that was originated in Australia. The word defines for, "Fucking Nigger".

Atef - "Hmm do you JeRk?!"
Fungus Man - "Stfu monkey slut"

by Atef Lord February 14, 2021

MONKEY WRENCH

When a chick giving you a blow job similtaniously strokes your cock like she is trwisting a wrench.

Man Chuck's mom gave the fukin kind monkey wrench last night.

by dave March 23, 2005

monkey bite

A type of physical affliction closely resembling a pinch. Most often accompanied by a high-pitched cry of "MONKEY BIIIITE!!!"

"MONKEY BIIIITE!!!"
-Michael Sue

by N/A June 7, 2003

Thunder Monkey

A fat, dirty person who never bathes that constantly dresses in a horribly unappealing manner. Exibits monkey like behavior and is prone to over-eating.

My roommate, Jessica Trass, is a thunder monkey.

by SquirrelHater12 April 27, 2009