Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard.
You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?
You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?
by yeetsondamalker January 6, 2022
Get the OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?mug. by Bone Cane May 28, 2024
Get the Gentle Jesusmug. A person who embodies a modern-day figure of positivity, social justice, and guidance. Known for balancing compassion, humor, and a big personality, Gen Z Jesus inspires their community by challenging outdated norms, promoting inclusivity, and uplifting others. Often seen as a blend of influencer and modern sage, Gen Z Jesus encourages people to live authentically, tackle social issues, and seek inner growth—all while connecting through real talk and down-to-earth vibes.
by ara_eek November 11, 2024
Get the Gen Z Jesusmug. someone who believes in god but isn’t necessarily religious. they believe following jesus christ isn’t a religion but a relationship.
person one: are you religious?
person two: no, but i believe in god
person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover
person two: no, but i believe in god
person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover
by l_istall January 30, 2024
Get the jesus lovermug. Jesus Barraza is a very strong person. He is very hard headed. He drinks a lot for no reason maybe he just likes it. He will also lose his patience very quickly. He is very smart and cant stand idiots. Once you get to know him though, he can be very sweet especially if he loves you.
by Jesus Barraza June 10, 2024
Get the Jesus Barrazamug. A mf that probably has a God Complex
Person one: Who do you kin?
Person two: Jesus you foolish mortal now bow down to your creator.
Person one: *Clutches wallet*
Kinning Jesus isn't a thing dumbass
Person two: Jesus you foolish mortal now bow down to your creator.
Person one: *Clutches wallet*
Kinning Jesus isn't a thing dumbass
by Ihavenothingtotypeherelmao April 30, 2021
Get the kinning jesusmug. by Pro clubs god September 4, 2021
Get the Black Jesusmug.