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cunt puck

Adj:derotigive; a totaly usless individual who has no reason for being in a situation. usualy a jackass.
oh my g-d, he is such a cunt puck; he dosen't even like the girl and he still crashes her party.
by tovah85 January 27, 2006
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A Dumb Cunt

A term used to describe an individual usually named Meredith. This 'Meredith' usually takes long walks by herself and has multiple sex toys for a old and dried up vagina. Usually 6-7 different vibrators to be exact. None of which can get even the slightest bit of water flowing in that empty well.
What A Dumb Cunt. Bought all the sexy toys again. None of which will work, what a Meredith.
by GoochSquire June 4, 2020
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cunt nostrils

Tear/tears in your jeans around the crutch area.
Damn girl, those are some mighty fine cunt nostrils in those there jeans!
by Annarchy_me August 6, 2008
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cunt reco

Short for 'cunt recondition' or 'cunt reconstruction'.

A phrase used, more often by those of lower socioeconomic status, to describe the process a woman goes through after a childbirth which results in severe vaginal tearing.
Sharon: "That kid there was trouble to squeeze out I tell ya. Tore me up so bad I ended up with a vagasshole. Had to have a full cunt reco to fix it!"
by TMA-1 March 13, 2009
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Contempt of Cunt

Noun: The passionless crime of neglecting one's vagina. The result is an unkept, fetid, malodorous vagina that is surrounded by tangled mange, often dotted with open oozing sores, and in serious need of douching.
Keyless "That escort had one of the most putrid and polluted pussies I've ever been in the same room with."

Josh "It looked like a scruffy sheep dog mutt trying to stick it's slobbering tongue out. It smelled like Phil Margera's briefs after a 5k in a hot suit, 2 sharts, and a month spent in an abortion clinic's medical waste container that has been sitting out in the 115 degree heat index."

Keyless "If that doesn't constitute a Contempt of Cunt charge, then I don't know what the hell does."
by Bosh Jurton September 9, 2011
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cunt nibbler

a geezer who nibbles the fanny, much like a muff diver, or a rug muncher.
Jake is a cunt nibbler, he was eating that snatch like fried fish.
by peter__21212121 January 17, 2008
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Pile of Cunt

Anything that induces contempt, exasperation, fatigue and an all round general feeling of crappiness.
This assignment is a pile of cunt!
by J March 10, 2005
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