two waters

A fat bastard

Look at two waters over there!

by Trüędēfîñįtïœńß June 14, 2017

two pieces of chicken

In chess when your opponent threatens mate in one and then you push one of your pawns which is now defending the mate threat and resulting in the opponent now having 2 pawns hanging instead of one (you couldn’t take the pawn on the move before because M1 was hanging)

Killian pushed one of his pawns, such a brilliant move because now there are two pieces of chicken.

by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat September 25, 2023

two fingers up

You want to commit suicide

“He held two fingers up in his photo”
“is he ok?”

by justtheguylife January 11, 2023

Two

Two is a number that follows one and precedes three. In exponential form, it is written as two to the first power.

There are two people at the concert so far.

by Isaac Pennachi February 6, 2022

Two-Person Mind

A special effect that can happen to people with Bipolar Disorder or highly functioning Autism. If the host has been put into a state of Mental Despair, it will simulate a fictional character into their reality. A connection between reality and fiction can be easily established if the host sees the character as a sanctuary, a guide or a reliable person. The character might implement themselves into the host if they've known them for years, or rather, at the third year point if easy access to the host's mind. And thus, a Two-Person Mind effect has taken place, where a simulated character becomes so potent, that they are now a part of the host's mind- and to my knowledge -Permanent, until proven wrong. The host may act like the character if they become agitated or distressed, as a sign of defense. Angering the entity- that is the character, controlling the host's current emotions -only makes them stronger. Side effects, if the mind simulated an Antagonist, are the loss of remorse, a state of Purgatorial hatred and anger, and loving the thought of murder. However, if the mind simulated a Protagonist, these emotions might be different. But, for advice, the signs of a Two-Person Mind are simple: acting differently than usual, having a different attitude, and exaggerated- or animated -actions. If you know a friend that has the Two-Person Mind of a Protagonist, please contact me so I may change my research. Thank you.

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"Why need a sentence? A Two-Person Mind."

by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 17, 2018

number two year

Like a number four year, but are years in a 4n+2 pattern. They are known for Winter Olympics, FIFA World Cup, and U.S. Midterm elections.

The PyeongChang Winter Olympics and Russia World Cup will make 2018 an amazing number two year!

by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 10, 2017

two

two is a number

do you like two number
yes

by two_number_fan July 30, 2022