When you snort an Ambien, glob a heap of hand sanitzer into your palm, and proceed to fap your meat and cum before, either the Ambien makes you pass out, or the hand sanitizer evaporates.
Book made by Mumkey Jones. Mario Quintanilla is ready to die, and he plans to go out in a blaze of glory. It'll be a school shooting for the record books, his "Bloody Monday." "The Triflers" is the story of a young man's rampage told from three perspectives: The killer's, his best friend's, and a popular jock's.
A wild white tiger who made her fortunes in the Russian gold mines after her fathers mysterious death. She is a known Russian spy. Like most tigers she can kill a man from 30 paces. Like most Russian women she can kill a man with a dagger stare and arsenic in their coffee. Rumored to be estranged from her two half brothers.
Traditionally a tzarina is a Russian princess before the Russian revolution of 1917.
I’m sick of my husband and thinking about giving him the tzarina of west Barnstable treatment.
A guy has anal and vaginal intercourse with a female partner, after busting in both orifices, an Apple Pen is shoved into the anus and any IPhone into the vagina, after which the male partner will begin to pour molten metal onto the female partner while dropping insects onto their chest area.
The Traggorthian effect is when your wife is no longer sexually attracted to you, turning you into an impatient, arrogant individual who walks around with their pubic hairstuck to their thighs.
Can also be defined as an individual who gets angry over nothing at all.
Did you see that guy hammer thumbing his keyboard while smoking an entire cigarette in one drag while also sending that email?? He must be a victim of the Traggorthian Effect.