Turd sandwich

I person that ids being a jerk or is being lame

you being a turd sandwich

by Moosekaper April 11, 2022

Turd Sandwich

From the TV series of South Park, Stan is made to choose between a Turd Sandwich or a Giant Dooche for the school mascot, but personally, VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH!

Stan: So you want me to choose between a Giant Dooche or a Turd Sandwich...?
Cartman: VOTE FOR GIANT DOOCHE
Kyle: VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH

by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025

turd sandwich

The democratic nominee in a presidential election.

Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.

by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022

Turd Sandwich

A euphemism for Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.

by Konfukd December 02, 2019

turd sandwich

Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.

The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.

by Nope nope nope. May 05, 2020

Haram Sandwich

A sandwich made with bacon and ham. Not suitable for Muslims

Dave: “I’m making a haram sandwich, you want one?”
Ali: “nah bro I can’t”

by Kobbie Mainoo June 16, 2024

Tennessee Sandwich

When one man sucks mayonnaise from another mans belly button; preferably related males.

Billy gave Robert a Tennessee Sandwich last Friday. Only cost him $20 and piece of his soul.

by Buneduggy November 26, 2021