nap dick

After waking up from a nap, having a lazy boner, so you're horny but tired.

Cari: you up from your nap?
Ben: yeah I is, but I got mad nap dick bitch

by Iam_batman14 April 27, 2016

dick flashback

when you cannot stop thinking about that good DICK you got last night. Randomly zoning out about getting railed. Looking off into the distance thinking about getting pounded in your punani.

*gazes out the window*
Friend: hey you good?
You: Shit sorry I was just having dick flashbacks.
Friend: giiiiirl you got that good dick huh

by asseatersanonymous May 4, 2021

Cat-dicked

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.

I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.

by JaneBlow April 10, 2016

Dick handed

When you walk in on a guy wacking off.

I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!

by Deathesquire August 23, 2023

Dick Arrow

When a guy has amazing abs and has the abs that point down to his pelvis

Courtney look at that guys dick arrow he is so ripped.

by Harry Brooks July 5, 2016

Coco Dick

When you stick your Dick into a coconut to get it flavored for a blowjob

Hey John can you do the Coco Dick thing I really love the taste and I need more and while you’re at it might as well nut in it!

by Fat cum lord January 23, 2020

Lent dick

When a man gives up sex for lent.

Awe man, my lady was turning me on and I coundn't do a thing. That damn lent dick. Just like limp dick.

by BMD12 February 25, 2018