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masayoshi takanaka

高中 正義, japanese guitarist, known for his happy music and surfboard guitar. used to play with the sadistics and flied egg, but has been solo since the 70s and released more than 40 albums, all of them bangers.
person 1: hey whats your fave song?
person 2: i rlly like cry baby cry from masayoshi takanaka's album 'can i sing?'
person 1: wow thats a great choice
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Omega-take

a objectively terrible take or a opinion presented in a terrible way that makes it seem invalid.
that's a Omega-take or he always has Omega-takes
Omega-take by Suguwara chan June 12, 2026

You better take you a nap 

The price of your merchendise is to high
Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars

JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.

I'll take a BOSS 

A chick-fil-a sandwhich with not pickles, refered to as a Boss. Created by a pickle hater nick-named Boss.
"Welcome to Chick-Fil-A May I take your order?"

Yea I'll take a Boss

"No problem"

Tom Tom Take Two-Cock 

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.
"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"

Give n' Take 

A scenario when, commonly misidentified, heterosexual couple invite a male partner to a three way. The third party, unmindful male, merrily attends for the fair damsels dillhole, but as intercourse start, the ding-a-ling jerking husband must be bi... nope! that is bung munching gay, a real corn-hole randy hound drooling over the invited male. The guest male is upset that he did not foresee this possibility, and didn't ask ahead of time. The woman is a fit bombshell that hasn't been pleased since the last give n' taker months ago, and she was just desperate enough to agree for one of her husbands, hot wife bait, gay sex acts. The couple wrangled the third party male in the middle of them for his first give n' take.
The third party male is mounted from behind by surprise gay husband as shock settles chills on the give n' taker while he freaks host wife.

As the cajoling cum to an end, most give n' takers, then finally understand the full incident as gave n' took, what what in the butt!
Give n' Take by AlsyPouty April 14, 2014

Roast beef takeout

Hiring a hooker/call girl to attend a formal event due to the inability to secure an actual date.
Of course she isn't his date. Look at those heels. That bitch is roast beef takeout.