Milk Mop

A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.

"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"

"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

No milk and no surprises

A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.

Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises

by Incel69 June 19, 2022

The Milk Tornado

The act of sppining the male genital in a circular motion while cum comes out of the dick.

"Did you hear that Bob did The Milk Tornado in sex with his wife?"

by advar February 2, 2022

Milk

It is a form of cum when it is just white without the stickyness and when someone refers to a milkshake it is a bunch of men shooting non sticky cum on a woman

"Hey man lets go grab some friend's and have a milkshake"

"I gave that girl some milk last night"

by Jack daw November 30, 2018

Oyster milking

Cunnilingus; oral; sucking that clam clam

Girl, I'm finna milk that oyster.

I went oyster milking and oyster milk squirted all over my face

I was milking my oyster all over their face last night

by Oytis October 14, 2018

Going for milk

A term to humorously describe the action of a father abandoning their family at home. The term comes from the trope of fathers stating that they are going to the grocery store to get milk or a pack of cigarettes.

David: SHUT YOUR TRAP DIDDYBLUD, NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!
Eric: Didn't your dad say he was going for milk?

by Diddypackgodblud November 6, 2025

milk maid

A lovely fair-complexioned rosy-cheeked country-girl who milks cows on a dairy farm, and whom all da lustful guys in da coimmunity want to "milk".

I helped da milk maid to collect da morning's cow-juice in exchange for her being a "cow" to me afterwards --- i.e., letting me "milk her" while she was straddling da milking-stool.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023