Queen Alana

The most beautiful, radiant queen this world has ever seen. The sun rises when her eyes open, and goes down when the close. Her smile brings every breathing thing to a pause, in awe and her laugh has all people to their knees. Just a glimpse towards her can melt any frozen heart or have it skip a beat.

"Queen Alana is absolutely stunning, today."
"She is, every day."

by SlothfulSlothy February 7, 2023

oh no my queen!

Popular quote made by International Master Eric Rosen. He often says it when he blunders or sacrifices his queen.

Eric Rosen: *sets up Halosar Trap*

Opponent: *falls for it*

Eric Rosen: Oh no my queen!

by RZKUD February 13, 2023

Dancing with the Queen of New Pitsligo

Courting a particularly dim witted bitch with a horrifically low IQ and virtually zero experience of the world save for what she’s managed to glean from never having left the backwards village of New Pitsligo in Aberdeenshire , Scotland .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .

Jesus that girl was virtually brain dead .
It’s like dancing with the queen of new Pitsligo

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

Queen

a girl who normally to hit people, usually jokingly hits boys in the balls

friend 1 : "ah shit, i just got kicked in the balls by Queen"
friend 2 : "thats normal, get used to it"

by yayjojo February 22, 2023

Black Queen

A Black(also called Melanated, due to black females having more melanin than any other race of females. Darker skin, brown eyes, curly hair, black hair, brown hair, broader noses, and fuller lips are dominant genes. Lighter skin, blue eyes, straight hair, blonde hair, red hair, narrower noses, and thinner lips are recessive genes. Black/melanated people have the most dominant genes, and dominant genes can create recessive genes but recessive genes can’t create dominant genes, which proves the first human-beings were black/melanated. This is why during slavery white mistresses forced black mothers to wet-nurse white babies, because everything in/on Black Women are dominant and stronger over that of any other race of women) Queen is a female of black/melanated descent. A black queen is also the goddess of the human species because it was the wombs/ovaries/vaginas of black women(womb-men) that created/birthed human-beings(homo-sapiens). Instead of following misogynistic man-made religions and worshipping their male prophets/deities, you SHOULD BE worshipping the Original Goddess(The Black Woman). Black women are the oldest ancestresses of the humans. Mitochondrial-Eve(which is whom all human-beings can trace their mitochondrial DNA from) was a Black Woman from South Africa(Alkebu-lan). Every female of black/melanated descent is a Black Queen. Human life as we know it scientifically/historically wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for black women. Black Women are the REAL messiahs. ♛

“Who was Rosa Parks?”

“Rosa Parks was a Black Queen that fought for her human rights by refusing to give up her seat to a white man, which later started the Montgomery Bus Boycott. This Black Queen invigorated the struggle for racial equality.”

by Mbwa October 19, 2023

pop off pussy queen

When some bitch says you can mow them down

Omg pop off pussy queen

by popoffpussyqueen23 October 19, 2023

Gutter Queen

The act of vaginal or anal penetration with ones erect appendage, while simultaneously defecating ones bowels while sitting on a toilet.

Step one: Guy sits on toilet
Step two: Guy gets a boner
Step three: Chick sits on boner ( which hole; dealers choice )

Step four: Guy takes shit
Bonus points: Use her squirt as bidet

"Dude on my way home from work i stopped at Taco Bell and got a perfect gutter queen tonight."

by Wolfsnatch October 25, 2023