Picnic Tickle Boner

When your girls reaches over a 40 oz at a picnic to tickle you with a kung fu Latin queen crip grip to your kidneys creating a ripple sensation to your body resulting in a unique laughter while simultaneously growing a strange boner

After the fishing trip my girlfriend used her patented picnic tickle boner hold on me and I had to run for cover to hide it

by Callindeecee December 2, 2021

Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng October 13, 2015

credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.

Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw

by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021

Mister Boner

Its a long scrawny man who likes to bone. He also smokes a lot of weed and complains about society without contributing anything.

Jaro is such a mister boner

by AnnetLovesKennie December 31, 2024

boner

when your dick stands up

dude 1: i got a boner
dude 2: why did you got a boner?
dude 1: look there is a sexy girl

by mewsem October 21, 2022

Boner

When your dick gets hard

I got a boner

by Peter Griffin420 April 22, 2022

whiskey boner

When you’re so drunk, you get a Boner. A side effect of many drugs, including alcohol.

Hey girl, you ready to go cause I got a whiskey Boner

by SmashTheState May 22, 2023